Different Strokes

Men's Plain Front Trunks

• Life’s pretty simple when you’re a swimsuit, especially when you’re me.
• I’ve got a 17cm side and a single front panel that is fully lined.
• I’ve got a drawcord to keep me locked in position and a wide elastic leg opening and waistband for added comfort around your hips and legs.
• My friends say I am well present, loyal and make you feel comfortable to have around. So if you want to go swimming together, and want a long, meaningful relationship that isn’t complicated, then let’s catch up.
• Made from our exclusive C-Infinity fabric, a 100% Italian polyester that is a colourful breakthrough in chlorine resistant fabric technology!
• The superior choice for swimmers, C-Infinity has exceptional strength and can retain its durability far beyond other elastane swimwear fabrics.
• Ideal for frequent pool use for recreational and performance-based swimming.

We often use subliminal messaging in our marketing to deceive customers into purchasing our products, but we’ve now extended our technology to infiltrate deeper into your mind. When wearing our swimwear, we can alter your brain signals so if you thought you were going to swim freestyle, we would make you swim butterfly. Thought you’d swim some backstroke? Sorry, we’ll make you do breaststroke. Planning some dryland stretching in your funkys before training? Nup, we’ll have you pecking around pool deck like a chicken.